Car Conversation, Four

Oh boy, today was a laugh-until-you-cry kind of car ride!  Buckle up and I’ll share with you.

Jace: I have a song stuck in my head.

Tyler:  Is it this one?  2000px-1-8_note_quaver_(music).svg 2000px-Simple_Music.svg  Stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on….   2000px-1-8_note_quaver_(music).svg 2000px-Simple_Music.svg

Jace:  No.

Gracie:  Mama, I think you’ve done something wrong with these boys.

Me:  Oh, I have?  But not with you?

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Gracie:  Nope, I’m the good one.

Jace:  Whatever.  I’m the favorite.

Tyler:  2000px-1-8_note_quaver_(music).svg 2000px-Simple_Music.svg  Stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on….   2000px-1-8_note_quaver_(music).svg 2000px-Simple_Music.svg

Me: Oh, Tyler…(sigh)  Do you know all the words?

Tyler:  Not yet.  But I’ll learn them because Jace listens to it all the time.

Gracie:  Oh, now the truth comes out.

Tyler:  Yup.  Jace likes Stacy’s mom even more than I do.

Me:  Awesome.

Gracie:  Aren’t you glad we don’t know any Stacys?

Jace:  That’s not even the song that’s stuck in my head anyway.  It’s Voodoo, by Godsmack.

Me:  I don’t even know that song, but I’m sure it’s so much better.

Tyler:  Voodoo, who do, doo doo.  (giggle) I said doo doo.

Gracie:  Speaking of doo doo, I plunged the toilet for you.

Tyler:  Thanks!

Me:  Yeah, thanks.  But it overflowed!  At least it wasn’t doo doo that overflowed onto the floor, though.

Tyler:  Was it pee?

Me:  No, it was water…but how would it be pee?  If you’re clogging a toilet with pee, I think we have bigger issues.

Tyler:  Yeah, it would have to be pee that’s a really weird consistency.

Me:  Ew…can we not talk about this?  I’m disturbed.

Jace:  I like that band.

Me:  What band?

Jace:  Disturbed.

Me:  Oh, yeah, me too.

Gracie:  I like Disturbed too.  And Meghan Trainor and Dixie Chicks and Chris Stapleton and Metallica and Nirvana.

Jace:  I really like Metallica.  They have two of my top four favorites.  Hey, this song is by Metallica too!  How funny.

Gracie:  It’s like I knew….

We all listen to Metallica sing Master of Puppets.

Jace:  I can’t wait until I’m a parent. I’m going to play this for my kids. Oh, yeah, I’m going to be a great parent!  2000px-1-8_note_quaver_(music).svg 2000px-Simple_Music.svg  Listen to your master!  2000px-1-8_note_quaver_(music).svg 2000px-Simple_Music.svg

Me:  Oh, Jace…

 

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If you enjoyed this, feel free to chuckle at our previous car conversations.

One

Two

Three

 

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About Annie

I am an occasionally confident, mostly comfortable woman. That hasn't always been the case, but, I have to say, it feels good to be at this place in my life now! As a mother, wife, sister, daughter, and friend I hope to inspire, educate, and grow with all my readers through this blog. I embrace life and strive to find a refreshing glass of lemonade no matter how many lemons life tosses my way. I'm glad you're joining me on this journey. Cheers!
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