Oh boy, today was a laugh-until-you-cry kind of car ride! Buckle up and I’ll share with you.
Jace: I have a song stuck in my head.
Gracie: Mama, I think you’ve done something wrong with these boys.
Me: Oh, I have? But not with you?
Gracie: Nope, I’m the good one.
Jace: Whatever. I’m the favorite.
Me: Oh, Tyler…(sigh) Do you know all the words?
Tyler: Not yet. But I’ll learn them because Jace listens to it all the time.
Gracie: Oh, now the truth comes out.
Tyler: Yup. Jace likes Stacy’s mom even more than I do.
Gracie: Aren’t you glad we don’t know any Stacys?
Jace: That’s not even the song that’s stuck in my head anyway. It’s Voodoo, by Godsmack.
Me: I don’t even know that song, but I’m sure it’s so much better.
Tyler: Voodoo, who do, doo doo. (giggle) I said doo doo.
Gracie: Speaking of doo doo, I plunged the toilet for you.
Me: Yeah, thanks. But it overflowed! At least it wasn’t doo doo that overflowed onto the floor, though.
Tyler: Was it pee?
Me: No, it was water…but how would it be pee? If you’re clogging a toilet with pee, I think we have bigger issues.
Tyler: Yeah, it would have to be pee that’s a really weird consistency.
Me: Ew…can we not talk about this? I’m disturbed.
Jace: I like that band.
Me: What band?
Me: Oh, yeah, me too.
Gracie: I like Disturbed too. And Meghan Trainor and Dixie Chicks and Chris Stapleton and Metallica and Nirvana.
Jace: I really like Metallica. They have two of my top four favorites. Hey, this song is by Metallica too! How funny.
Gracie: It’s like I knew….
We all listen to Metallica sing Master of Puppets.
Me: Oh, Jace…
If you enjoyed this, feel free to chuckle at our previous car conversations.